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Higher! Higher!
by Charlie SheenAt the playground, young swinger Charlie gets so high that he breaks through Earth's atmosphere and high-fives a fellow rock star from Mars.
Mommy Loves You More than Your Grades (I Promise)
by Amy "Tiger Mom" ChuaA tiger cub is herded through a jam-packed day of school, homework, violin lessons, tutoring, more violin practice — ending with the much-needed reminder that Mommy pushes her daughter so hard only because she loves her so much.
Tiger Babies
by Sophia and Lulu ChuaWhen Mom dictates one violin lesson too many, these mischievous twins show their claws!
Tiger Juice
by Charlie SheenHijinks ensue when the irrepressible Charlie talks the gang into offering something special at this summer’s lemonade stand.
Teachers Arent FinalTeachers Aren’t Any More Special Than You
by Wisconsin Governor Scott WalkerA much needed antidote to the unchecked teacher glorification in children’s literature.
You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry: An Autobiography
by Kris KringleHow the man we now know as “Santa” turned childhood trauma into joy for children worldwide.
Quit Reading and Get Moving!
by Michelle ObamaThe First Lady breaks the mold in this inspirational ode to the virtues of exercise, “so much more rewarding than some stupid book.”
i steal becuz i’m sad, a novel in verse
by Lindsay LohanAn achingly sensitive first novel explores the pain of a naturally reclusive young woman forced against her will into the spotlight.
Our 15 States: Just the Important Ones
by Lerner CapstoneSo many states, so little time — what’s a busy child to do? Our 15 States cuts to the chase, providing information only on the really, really important ones.
Glitter, Glitter, Everywhere
by Kate MiddletonHow much of a princess are you? Enough to have glitter and mirrors reflecting your image on every single page of the books you read? Glitter, Glitter Everywhere is for you.
Kate Digs for Gold
by Sarah, Duchess of YorkPart of the duchess’s Helping Hands Book series. Auntie knows best!
I Ate Number Five
by Pittacus LoreMore revelations about James Frey convinced the publisher to quit while it was ahead, resulting in a satisfying series closer.
YA MAFIA, a collection of short stories
compiled by E. Lockhart and John GreenThe cool kids rule in this anthology of tales that leaves the losers behind. And unpublished.
Enwraptured: Book One in the Mummies of Darkwater Falls trilogy
by Elizebeth RawHigh school student Alison Klutze can't believe she finally has a boyfriend. But when Alison and hottie Derek are finally ready to do it, she's in for quite a surprise when Derek starts to take off his clothes...

 
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No foolin', thank you - The Horn Book

[…] to everyone who conspired in our little April Fool’s prank, especially Travis Jonker of 100 Scope Notes who created the images (and some of the funniest […]

Posted : Jan 07, 2014 04:25


Jess Stork

>I had to do a double take at the Tiger Babies cover... it suspiciously looks like Grace Lin's, "Wing and Ting".... thanks for the laugh!

Posted : Apr 07, 2011 05:36


Bitterroot Mama

>I'm so glad to know that Montana is one of the important states. I can sleep happily tonight.

Posted : Apr 04, 2011 07:23


Anonymous

>Travis Joker more like. Good stuff, hee hee!

Posted : Apr 04, 2011 04:11


Loretta Ellsworth

>You got me! So funny!

Posted : Apr 02, 2011 05:33


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